Saturday, May 2, 2009

TNWBAWTTM: Nonsensical Interpretation Of Daily Life

A man walks to his favorite watering hole, the "Rock Bottom" for a drink. He greets the bartender
"dull night, eh Marvin" Lenny, gesturing toward the bartender, who then responds to him by announcing to everyone that the most gorgeous woman was in here looking for Lenny. The bartender noted her soft peachy lips, and her sparkling blue eyes. Surprised, Lenny streams a constant flow of questions toward Marvin. After a few minutes of explaining to Lenny, Marvin proclaims
"there is no funny business going on here. For proof, I can give you the number of the woman. What use would I have of it, I'm married, with my first son coming on the way." Lenny now less suspected of foul-play takes the woman's phone number. In all this, Lenny wasn't told the name of the woman.
"She didn't leave a name, only this number, she sounded desperate to find you. (Pauses. as Lenny heads out of the bar.)
"Wait, This might be a wild goose chase. I don't want to hear on the evening news that one of my regulars was found naked and chained to a bed" He responds by saying
"Don't worry, what's the worst that could happen".

Part two for another time

With regards, Jzenith

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